Saturday, December 19, 2009


On the way to work on the 17th, this happened-->
Scared the poop out of me! Dinged the side of my Buick too. Not real bad, but bad enough! Daddy came to my rescue, as usual, had a new tire mounted, then came to my work and changed the tire for me. Nice to have a daddy/handy man/mechanic so close by!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

12-08-09

Ahhhh. Home from work, I sit here sipping some warm herbal tea, dog on the bed, and cat bouncing off the walls, playing with his mouse.  Outside is a balmy 52 degrees with 92% humidity. Nothing really special going on, just work and home as usual. Finally told daddy about the cat. It wasn't pretty. He simply said(in that voice he has) No. Get rid of it NOW. I cried all the way to work. I haven't brought up the subject again and neither has he. I have decided to keep St. Nicholas. Just not talk about him in front of daddy.
I am a bit worried about Christmas-the dog- I don't think she feels well.  How do I know? Well, for one thing, I am eating crackers and peanut butter, and she doesn't want any! I saw a small lump on her nose too. I'm gonna have to keep a close eye on her.
Any hoo. gotta go snuggle with my "kids" 

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Back to work

Well, it's back to work as usual. Still coughing, but no fever. 
I have decided on a real name for the cat. I tried several different names, but nothing seemed to fit.  I finally thought of Nick (as in St. Nick) and it fits him perfectly! He even answered to it right away. Course I was holding his toy mouse at the time, but still.... 
32 degrees when I left work this evening. Driving home, I thanked God and Buick for heated seats. I decided it was time to turn on the heater at home too, but when I flipped the switch, nothing. No puff of dust, no nothing.  Great. I found my flashlight, removed the cover from the heater and peered in. No pilot light..... thing is I never turn it off. Crap! I KNEW I should have had that propane delivered last week! Kidding. I just relit the thing, and in no time, Christmas, Nick, and I were coughing and sneezing thanks to the hot dust coming through the vents. 
Any how, time for me to go cuddle to my live heating pads. 
Most recent photo of Tiger Woods

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Christmas and RC are warming up to each other. Christmas has even eaten one of RC's toy mice. She was TRYING to play! We all cuddle in the bed at night. Christmas under the covers by my feet, and RC either on my chest, or on the pillow next to my head. Can't get much better than that! It is nice having a cat in the house again. Mookie and Angel have been gone a long time now. I missed the purrr.
 I have had bronchitis this past week and stayed home from work, and missed Thanksgiving at Diana's, but thanks to a thoughtful brother-in-law, the meals on wheels(mom and dad) delivered thanksgiving dinner to me on their way home. Sunday, Dr. Mom sent down some potato soup as well as some biscuits and gravy via daddy, Rascal, and Babe. She even went to town and delivered some fruit juice and chicken broth to me on her way home. I am feeling better, but am still coughing once in a while.

new addition

I would like to introduce everyone to the new addition to my personal zoo.  He does not have an official name yet, but does have an appointment with the neutering man on the 21st. I have been calling him "R.C." short for rotten cat. I'm sure Robert and daddy would suggest something along the lines of "T.P." for Target Practice, or "D.C." for Dead Cat. However, daddy does not know yet.......

Friday, November 20, 2009

Dear Grim Reaper,
So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite singerStephen Gately and my favorite actress Farah Fawcett.
Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barack Obama. 
Regards,

Monday, November 16, 2009

Pilot dies in plane crash


BURNET


Pilot dies in plane crash


A single-engine home-built airplane crashed near the Burnet Municipal Airport about noon Saturday, killing the pilot, according to the Federal Aviation Authority said.


The pilot, who was identified by the Department of Public Safety as Louis M. Harris of Spicewood, had flown from a Spicewood airport to meet a friend for a pancake breakfast at the Shirley Williams Airport in Kingsland earlier in the day, said FAA spokesman Lynn Lunsford.


Harris, 81, was returning to Spicewood when he experienced engine trouble and radioed his friend to say that he was diverting to Burnet, according to DPS.


The Sonex experimental plane crashed about a mile short of the runway. Harris was the sole occupant, Lunsford said, adding that the investigation is ongoing.



I must have driven by the crash site right after the fire department finished up. 

Saturday, November 14, 2009

THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM

THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM 
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS 
OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

--From a teacher in the  Nashville  area 
  
"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' 

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... 

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. 
I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. 

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. 

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. 

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.
   
Jamie went first. 
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better 
place. He ended by promising to do his very best. 

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now is was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. 

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!
 We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to. 

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. 

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.. She didn't know. 

The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. 

Jamie was forgotten.. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. 

They want ice cream. 

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us! 
 cid:1.1962565084@web53004.mail.re2.yahoo.com 
Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- 
that they have not first taken away from someone else

be very afraid!!!

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple, the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same 18-year-olds that just helped elect the new President of the United States. Now we know why.

Don't forget, "They walk among us!"

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Good afternoon all! It is still raining here, and the temperature is in the 60's. Ahhhh. Looks like spring out there! The Crape Myrtles are in full bloom as is the Lantana. Boris and Hank look like they escaped from the pound though! lol Christmas has short hair and spends time with me inside. Right now she is curled up in my bed with her head on MY pillow with the covers tucked under her little chin. Spoiled little brat. ;-). 
The incisions from my surgery have healed nicely. I am on light duty at work for one more week, then I can get back to normal stuff. 
Well, that's about it from the Lower Deer Camp for now.  Bye!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

big dog!



He is 3 ft tall, and 7 ft long!!!

from the "What were they thinking" file.....


Yes, folks, these are SHOES!!! EWWW

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Police: Woman fried ex's goldfish

ROFL!!!!  I guess revenge comes in different tastes!

A Houston-area woman who was angry at her former husband fried their seven pet goldfish and ate some of them.

Police spokesman Vance Mitchell said the man reported Saturday that he and the woman had argued and that she later took the goldfish from his apartment. Officers went to the woman's home and found four fried goldfish on a plate. She said she already had eaten the other three.

Police said no charges would be filed because the dispute is a civil matter.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Post surgery news

Well, today was my first day back to work after surgery.  Just knowing I will never have another gall bladder attack for the rest of my life makes me feel wonderful! I am quite tired, and not a little sore. I'm guessing that by the end of next week I should be back to 100%. I had several associates, and a few managers come over and welcome me back, and they (lied I'm sure lol)said they missed me. 
 Mom went to the library last week and when she came home, she handed me a get well card from the U.D.C!  boy was I surprised! 
 Well, I have to put laundry on and get to bed. Good night all!

funny cartoon

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

surgery scheduled

went to austin monday to see a surgeon about removing my gall bladder. Surgery is scheduled for tuesday, sept 22 at 1pm. I just have to survive until then. 
Saturday morning, sept 20, I had to call mom and dad to take me to the ER. I felt like I was dying! The pain was so intense, I vomited until I felt my shoes would come up next! I am eager to get this thing taken care of. Wish me luck!

Friday, September 11, 2009

high fructose corn syrup......

See what happens when you consume too much high fructose corn syrup? You turn squirrely!

Look! Cousin Fred made the papers!!!


Hunter accidentally shoots self in head

Doctors upgrade condition from serious to good


BERTRAM, Texas (KXAN) - A Bertram man who accidentally shot himself in the head while hunting has now moved from serious to good condition. The Burnet County Sheriff’s Office said Fred  Farr, 27, tripped with his gun in hand last Thursday.


The accident happened while Farr and his friends were dove hunting near his home along County Road 272. His wife called 911 just after 7 p.m., and Farr went by helicopter shortly after to Brackenridge Medical Center in Austin.


Farr’s initial injuries were serious, but a hospital spokesperson said doctors have since upgraded him to good condition.


***Personal Update*** Daddy said Fred is HOME!! WOW!  Fred will be going to the doctor on Monday, but he is home. Bonehead! LOL


Speaking of doctors, I have an appointment with a surgeon Monday  to see about geting my gall bladder out. It sure is causing me a lot of trouble.  Maybe I'll ask for some lipo and a tummy tuck while I am out. :-) 

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Bear climbs ladder to escape Colorado skate park


SNOWMASS, Colo. – A bear that wandered into a sunken skateboard park and got stuck was rescued when officials lowered a ladder so it could climb out.


The bear was discovered Tuesday morning in the Colorado resort town of Snowmass. Officials say it apparently was in the park all night, and couldn't get out because of the steep concrete sides.


Workers from the Parks and Recreation Department lowered a long ladder. The bear eventually climbed the ladder and wandered away.


No injuries were reported to people or the bear.


Bear sightings have been common this summer in the Colorado mountains. Authorities are pressing residents not to leave out food or trash that attract bears.


Most bears are trapped and relocated after encounters with humans. More aggressive bears are shot.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

obama joke

The Lie Clock ~ 
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. 
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' 
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. 
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 
'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?' 
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 
'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man. 
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

work related

 Well, once again I was called into "the principals office". I was thinking "what Now?" all the way there. I entered the office, closing the door behind me out of habit. (sigh) Everett, the Manager on duty, told me I didn't need to close the door. I said Ooookaayyy.... and asked if I should sit down.  About this time Laurie, another supervisor, came in to act as witness.  
Everett picked up a piece of paper and announced I was to receive a performance notice.... for GOOD performance! Go figure! I was shocked! He said that not only have fellow associates said good things about me, but other department heads as well have praised my work! I nearly passed out! lol  So I wasn't in trouble, I got a pat on the back which is not much higher than a kick in the butt, however, the pat feels so much better. :-)

Friday, August 7, 2009

Mouse builds nest egg in ATM with $20 bills

LA GRANDE, Ore. – A mouse found inside an automatic teller machine — along with a nest it had built with chewed-up $20 bills — gave an Oregon gas station employee the surprise of her life. The mouse, discovered Thursday, had thoroughly torn up two bills and damaged another 14 to line his nest. Employee Millie Taylor said she screamed and slammed the machine's door shut.
The bank replaced all the money that wasn't extensively damaged, and the ATM has continued to work just fine. The mouse also got a reprieve: He was evicted from his nest but set free outside the station.

Monday, August 3, 2009

WOO HOO!

I cashed in some points on "my points" for a $25.00 gift card so I could buy a new copy of the book Diana gave me for Christmas. It is part of the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon.  I found the book I was missing, "Drums of Autumn" AND pre-ordered  the newest book in the series, "An Echo in the Bone. It will be here in September.  All I had to pay was $8.00 for shipping. 
If I haven't told you about "My Points" let me know and I'll send you an invite. You join for free, and get 5 points for reading emails they send you, and if you shop through their site, you can get up to 5 points per dollar spent. Then cash in your points! Easy way to get free stuff.

Monday, July 27, 2009

This is more like it!!!

Cody Duty 
AMERICAN-STATESMAN

american-statesman After Dawn Shepherd learned that a stray cat she named Noble needed surgery to enable him to keep his eyesight, she contacted a nonprofit that helped her raise money for the procedure.

PHILANTHROPY

Donors act fast to help cat with no eyelids

Woman raises money through Internet in two days for surgery.


AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Monday, July 27, 2009

The first thing Dawn Shepherd noticed was the loud yowling coming from the live trap she had set outside an abandoned house in Taylor one June night.

When she looked inside the cage she saw a brown tabby with a strange expression on its face. "He looked like he had been bitten by a snake because he was squinting and his cheeks were really big," she said.

Shepherd took the cat to the Austin Humane Society to get it neutered and got a far worse diagnosis. The 2-year-old cat was missing big sections of its eyelids. It couldn't blink or produce any natural lubrication to clear its eyes. Without surgery it would eventually go blind.

Shepherd, a bookkeeper for the Central Texas Cat Hospital in Round Rock, said she started crying when she heard the diagnosis and immediately called Sheila Smith, founder of a nonprofit group called Shadow Cats, which provides care for feral and stray cats.

Smith, who co-owns Central Texas Cat Hospital with her husband, Dr. Roy Smith, sent out a plea in the first part of July through her nonprofit group's Web site and through Craigslist for donations to pay for the surgery needed to repair the eyelids of the cat Shepherd named "Noble."

In two days she received the needed $2,000, including $1,400 from an anonymous person who said the donation came from "Nunya," meaning "none of your business," Smith said.

Other donors included David Murphy, a retired cable television accountant. He said he watches his budget carefully but was moved by the cat's plight.

"You just never get a chance to do something like save a cat from going blind," he said. "Most of the appeals you see are after the fact that something terrible has happened."

Donna du Bois, a chaplain for Texas Home Health Care Hospice, said she contributed because she has seen cases in which cats provided comfort for elderly patients who had no other friends in their lives.

"Cats can't go out and take care of themselves, and this cat is in pain," she said.

Noble was probably born without big sections of his eyelids, said Roy Smith. "It's very rare, and I've only seen 10 cases in my 48 years as a veterinarian."

The surgery will take the small pieces of the cat's remnant eyelids in the corners of his eyes and stretch them so that they cover most of the eyes, Smith said. Noble is scheduled for his first consultation today with a San Antonio surgeon.

Noble never would have been a candidate for the unusual surgery except for the fact that he appears to have been someone's pet, said Shepherd. She cuddled him on her lap Friday at the cat hospital as Noble squinted up at the ceiling lights.

She figured he probably survived by hiding in the abandoned house where he was trapped during the day and coming out at night to eat food left out for feral cats.

"He's very sweet, and he likes string cheese," Shepherd said.

cosborn@statesman.com; 445-3871

How dry is it?


This view from Highway 71 northwest of Bee Cave, Texas, shows boat houses and docks grounded along the near-empty Pedernales River in the upper reaches of Lake Travis Friday, July 24, 2009. Lake Travis is about 31-feet below average level for July. The lake was nearly this low in 1984. Cities across Texas are urging residents to cut way back on water usage, especially in areas hit hardest by drought conditions. (AP Photo/Harry Cabluck)

Saturday, July 25, 2009

you have GOT to be kidding!!!


A dog demonstrates the use of the DoggieLoverDoll, a new sex doll for dogs presented for the first time in Brazil at the Pet South America fair, in Sao Paulo July 24, 2009. The doll's body, which comes in three sizes, includes a tube of K-9 lubricant. REUTERS/Alex Almeida (BRAZIL ANIMALS SOCIETY)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

funny photo and caption







"Take THAT" you stupid piece of ground!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

went to the movies

with mom, dad and T. Saw the new Harry Potter flick. As I am a fan of the fantasy/wizard type genre, I enjoyed the movie. Especially when mom jumped and uttered a sound like a mouse being held too tight! lol. I was disappointed at the end though. There was no anticlimax. It just ended as if in the middle of a chapter. I guess that is leaving the door WIDE open for the next movie, hmm? 

one more reason I dislike people in general....

NYC teen admits to leaving kitten in oven to die

NEW YORK – A New York City teenager has admitted that she failed to let a kitten out of an oven after a friend put the animal inside and left it to roast to death.

After pleading guilty to charges of animal cruelty and attempted burglary on Wednesday, 17-year-old Cheyenne Cherry confronted a row of animal activists outside the courtroom. Cherry stuck out her tongue and told the activists that the kitten named Tiger Lily was "dead."

Authorities say Cherry and a 14-year-old friend ransacked a Bronx apartment before putting the cat in the oven, where it cried and scratched before dying.

The 14-year-old was charged with aggravated animal cruelty and burglary in the May 6 incident.

Cherry will serve a year in jail under a plea bargain.


PLEA BARGAIN?!!! Next time it will be an infant! Stuff her in an oven and leave her there to roast I say!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

another for the "WTF???" file

entrapment or not entrapment.....that is the question. 

Wisconsin court praises drunken concert goer


MADISON, Wis. – An Illinois teen knew he was too drunk to drive home after a Dave Matthews Band concert south of Milwaukee. So he fell asleep in his car, only to be awoken by a state trooper. Travis Peterson, 19, of Dixon, Ill., said even though he told the officer he was drunk and sleeping it off, the trooper ordered him to leave because the lot was being cleared. Once out of the parking lot, Peterson was arrested for drunken driving. He was subsequently found guilty and ordered to spend 60 days in jail.A Wisconsin appeals court on Wednesday commended Peterson for doing the right thing by trying to sleep it off, and said the trial court was wrong not to let him argue that police had entrapped him. The state had argued successfully at trial that people who choose to drink too much can't argue they've been entrapped when stopped for drunken driving. The 2nd District Court of Appeals disagreed. "Drinking alcohol to excess, while inadvisable and unhealthy, is not unlawful by itself," the appeals court said.

It did not address the fact that Peterson was underage. Peterson's attorney, Andrew Mishlove, said that was irrelevant given the other issues at stake.

VACATION!

Well, I am now on vacation. I had hoped to be in Virginia meeting my new nephew, but finances dictated otherwise. I suppose it is a good thing though. I have had a terrible headache for the past few days and on Sunday morning, THE ATTACK OF THE GALLBLADDER (insert scary music here) happened, and I was not in shape to get out of bed. 
Today though mom, T and I are gonna go see the new Harry Potter movie. I am feeling much better, and need to get out and DO something. 
 I'll let you know how the movie was.....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

cool picture!

The breaking of the sound barrier is not just an audible phenomenon. As a new picture from the U.S. military shows, Mach 1 can be quite visual.

This widely circulated new photo shows a Air Force F-22 Raptoraircraft participating in an exercise in the Gulf of Alaska June 22, 2009 as it executes a supersonic flyby over the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis.

The visual phenomenon, which sometimes but not always accompanies the breaking of the sound barrier, has also been seen with nuclear blasts and just after space shuttles launches, too. A vapor cone was photographed as the Apollo 11 moon-landing missionrocketed skyward in 1969.

The phenomenon is not well studied. Scientists refer to it as a vapor cone, shock collar, or shock egg, and it's thought to be created by what's called a Prandtl-Glauert singularity.

Here's what scientists think happens:

A layer of water droplets gets trapped between two high-pressure surfaces of air. In humid conditions, condensation can gather in the trough between two crests of the sound waves produced by the jet. This effect does not necessarily coincide with the breaking of the sound barrier, although it can. 

Friday, June 26, 2009

Here we go.......WTF???

RI closer to changing state name over slavery

By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer – Thu Jun 25, 9:53 pm ET

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – The country's smallest state has the longest official name: "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
A push to drop "Providence Plantations" from that name advanced farther than ever on Thursday when House lawmakers voted 70-3 to let residents decide whether their home should simply be called the "State of Rhode Island." It's an encouraging sign for those who believe the formal name conjures up images of slavery, while opponents argue it's an unnecessary rewriting of history that ignores Rhode Island's tradition of religious liberty and tolerance.
The bill permitting a statewide referendum on the issue next year now heads to the state Senate.
"It's high time for us to recognize that slavery happened on plantations in Rhode Island and decide that we don't want that chapter of our history to be a proud part of our name," said Rep. Joseph Almeida, an African-American lawmaker who sponsored the bill.

Banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony for his unorthodox religious views, minister Roger Williams set out in 1636 and settled at the northern tip of Narragansett Bay, which he called Providence Plantations. Williams founded the first Baptist church in America and became famous for embracing the separation of church and state, a legal principle enshrined in the Bill of Rights a century later.
Other settlers made their homes in modern-day Portsmouth and Newport on Aquidneck Island, then known as the Isle of Rhodes.
In 1663, English King Charles II granted a royal charter joining all the settlements into a single colony called "The Colony of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations." The name stuck. Rhode Island used that royal charter as its governing document until 1843.
Opponents of the name charge argue that "plantations" was used at the time to describe any farming settlements, regardless of slavery.
Rhode Island merchants did, however, make their fortunes off the slave trade. Slaves helped construct Brown University in Providence, and a prominent slave trader paid half the cost of its first library.
Still, Stanley Lemons, a professor emeritus of history at Rhode Island College, said changing the state's name ignores the accomplishments of Williams, whose government passed laws trying to prevent the permanent servitude of whites, blacks and American Indians.
"There are different meanings for this word," Lemons said. "To try to impose their experience on everyone else wipes out Roger Williams."

Thursday, June 25, 2009

cactus flower


The huge cactus in front of the hose was covered with what must have been a hundred blossoms this year! I unfortunately, did not get a photo of the whole thing in bloom, as I have misplaced my camera along with one of the books D gave me for Christmas( the holiday, not the dog) I am of the belief that both items may have been inadvertently been added to our local land fill. :-E. Long story short, I drove the Ford to work one day, transferring afore mentioned items in an HEB grocery bag. I have not seen the camera or book since daddy and I went to the dump last. Yes, I have kicked myself several times. Please, feel free to add to my misery by poking fun! :-b

Friday, June 19, 2009

British WWI veteran becomes world's oldest man


LONDON (Reuters Life!) – British World War One veteran Henry Allingham is the world's oldest man at 113 following the death of the previous holder of the title, Japan's Tomoji Tanabe, Guinness World Records said on Friday.
"Henry Allingham is now officially the oldest man in the world," said a spokeswoman for the organization widely recognized as the authority on record-breakers.
Tanabe, who ate mostly vegetables and believed the key to his longevity was not drinking alcohol, died on Friday aged 113 and had held the record for the oldest living male since January, 2007.
Allingham was born in London on June 6, 1896, and took the British title on January 19, 2007 aged 110 years 227 days, Guinness World Records said in a statement.
"We're pleased to see an English man take the world record -- the last time someone from England held the title was Frederick Butterfield, who died on March 9, 1974, aged 110," said Craig Glenday, Editor-in-Chief of Guinness World Records.
Allingham is one of only two surviving World War One veterans in the United Kingdom and the last surviving founder member of the Royal Air Force, according to British media.
His friend and chaperone, Dennis Goodwin, said: "It's staggering. He is philosophical. He will take it in his stride, like he does everything else."
Allingham's life has spanned three centuries and six monarchs, starting with Queen Victoria. He has five grandchildren, 12 great-grandchildren, 14 great-great grandchildren and one great-great-great grandchild.
Guinness World Records said the oldest living person is American Gertrude Baines, 115, who was born on April 6, 1894.
(Reporting by Mike Collett-White; Editing by Steve Addison)

cougar attack!


A cougar is seen at a zoo. Using nothing but her quick wit and bare hands, a Canadian mother fought off a cougar that had pinned down her three-year old daughter in a forest north of Vancouver, police said Wednesday. (AFP/File/Miguel Alvarez)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

another for the "WTF???" file

A Very Costly Kiss: Senior Denied Diploma
by Mike Krumboltz

For teens, there is no greater joy than graduating high school. Shaking off the shackles of education and claiming that hard-fought diploma is truly an epic day. Unfortunately, for several students at Bonny Eagle High School in Maine, their natural exuberance has led to some surprisingly serious problems.

On Friday night, when the senior class was waiting to graduate, excitement began to grow. Students bounced a large inflatable rubber duck. The noise level rose. And then came "the kiss." When called, one student walked on stage to receive his diploma and blew a kiss to his family. The school administrator, clearly not the sentimental sort, sent the student back to his seat ... sans diploma.

The seemingly harsh punishment has sent the Web all aflutter. Searches on "student denied diploma" and "bonny eagle high school" are both through the roof. Additionally, blogs and news papers are chiming in with opinions on whether or not the administration overreacted. The student's mother has given interviews and is quite upset at her son's treatment. According to an article from Fox News the outraged mother said, "A bow, a kiss to your mom is not misbehavior."

But the administrators feel they were just enforcing the rules that students agreed to. At a meeting following the debacle, school superintendent Suzanne Lukas said that "if a student doesn't adhere to the expectations, then the consequences are clearly spelled out."

This isn't the first time that rambunctious (dare we say "fun"?) behavior affected a graduation ceremony at Bonny Eagle. "Four years ago we had some issues with silly string and beach balls," said Lukas.

graphic political 'toon


Friday, June 12, 2009

more work related crap

Well, once again everyone scheduled to work till 11pm, was shorted time. I clocked out at 10:20 or so. I am sort of glad to be home early though, as there is another storm lighting up the sky. I am just now starting to hear rumbles of thunder. Gotta go unplug all my electronics!

Made it through another one! WHEW

Burnet County residents clean up after storm
CENTRAL TEXAS
By Isadora Vail
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Saturday, June 13, 2009

BURNET — Loney Smith sat on the ceiling of his overturned travel trailer Friday while friends and relatives helped him remove his belongings. His shower was destroyed, and the bedroom wall had caved in where it collided with another home.
"It was just a bunch of rain, a gust of wind, and then all of a sudden, we got taken for a ride," Smith said.
Residents of Burnet, which is about 50 miles northwest of Austin, experienced the worst of Thursday night's fast-moving storm. Winds as strong as 60 mph destroyed four travel trailers and recreational vehicles and flipped two small airplanes.
"We heard the rain hitting the top of the roof, and when I looked outside, the rain was like sheets coming across in front of me," said John Harker, who had stopped for the night with his wife, Carolyn, in their recreational vehicle. Winds overturned the vehicle onto a picnic table.
In Bertram, 10 miles east of Burnet, Police Chief David Caudle said that every street was littered with debris, including tree limbs and roofing shingles, and that a portion of the old fire station collapsed.
The National Weather Service said winds in Bertram may have reached 80 mph. No injuries were reported.
At the height of the storm, at least 20,000 Central Texas homes were without power. Electricity was mostly restored
by morning. Late Friday afternoon, 105 homes in rural areas were without power.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

work related crap

Well, I got screwed on my hours last night. My schedule is 2-11, but I was told last night that we all had to be out by 1030! When I protested that I was losing 30 minutes time, I was told that I could take a 30 minute lunch to make up for it! Why should I have to sacrifice HALF of my hard earned lunch??? ARRRGGGHHH! On the brighter side, I did get to see my puppies a bit earlier. I love coming home and having them meet me at the gate with kisses, and then walking me to the door, waiting for their cookies. I have taught Boris to sit for his cookies. :-) I guess you CAN teach an old dog new tricks after all!

ain't he cute??


Hard to imagine in about 6 months, this cutie pie will be capable of ripping your face off!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

My Newest Nephew!


Well, I guess everyone has heard by now I will not be making the trip "back east" to see my newest nephew. But I want to share a photo of the boy and his dog.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

secret ingredient revealed!!!

I always wondered what made geysers erupt. LOL


2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser

By BOB MOEN, Associated Press Writer – Thu May 14, 7:34 pm ET
CHEYENNE, Wyo. – Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser.
Park spokesman Al Nash says a 23-year-old man on Tuesday was fined $750 and placed on three years of unsupervised probation for urinating, being off trail in a restricted area and taking items from the area. The man also was banned from Yellowstone for two years.
The second employee's case is pending.
The park's dispatch center was called after someone watching a webcam on the geyser saw six employees leaving the trail and walking on Old Faithful on May 4.
The geyser was not erupting at the time.
Xanterra Parks & Resorts general manager Jim McCaleb says the former concession workers were hired at the Old Faithful Inn and that such incidents were rare.

Friday, May 15, 2009

CAR WARRANTY TELEMARKETING

WOO HOO! YAY! OH BOY!

Texas, federal authorities sue auto warranty telemarketers behind 'robo-calls'
By Marcy Gordon
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Friday, May 15, 2009
WASHINGTON — Federal regulators filed suits Thursday against several companies that they say are behind a national wave of spam "robo-calls" that warn people their auto warranties are expiring and offer new service plans.
Federal Trade Commission officials asked a federal court in Chicago to halt the illegal telemarketing campaign.
The FTC named Voice Touch Inc. and Transcontinental Warranty Inc., which it called the telemarketer and promoter of the scheme, respectively, in the lawsuits. The agency is seeking injunctions requiring them to return allegedly ill-gotten gains.
In Austin, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott filed a separate lawsuit against three other companies, saying they conducted a "campaign of deceptive and abusive telemarketing calls" to sell car service contracts.
Abbott's lawsuit says the companies used automated dialing systems to make the calls, which went through even when consumers had registered for federal or state do-not-call lists.
His lawsuit names SCM Media Inc., On Point Media Inc. and Pacific Guard Warranty LLC.

In the 512 area code alone, the lawsuit says, the companies made 4,300 calls between Feb. 4 and Feb. 6.

FTC Chairman Jon Leibowitz called the warranty calls "one of the most aggressive" telemarketing schemes the agency has ever seen.
"I'm not sure which is worse, the abusive telemarketing tactics of these companies, or the way they try to deceive people once they get them on the phone," Leibowitz said. "Either way, we intend to shut them down."

It took some sleuthing to determine what companies were responsible because they made "extraordinary" efforts to conceal their identities by masking their true phone numbers, he said. Such concealment by telemarketers is illegal, as is refusal to promptly identify themselves to consumers.
None of the companies returned calls for comment.
Attorneys general in Arkansas, Indiana and Missouri have taken similar actions over the calls that offer deals on extended warranties, which have brought about 300,000 inquiries and 4,000 complaints to the Better Business Bureau from consumers in the past two years.

The calls target people regardless of whether they have warranties or own cars. Telephone numbers are called randomly, and a computerized voice leaves messages falsely claiming that auto warranties are about to expire, regulators say.
The telemarketers are misrepresenting service contracts, which consumers have to pay for, as warranties, which are included in the price of buying a vehicle, the FTC says.
"Out of warranty? You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file." The recording typically gives the caller an option to stop receiving calls, but the calls continue to come even if consumers opt out.
If people agree to buy policies, the companies often don't let them see the contracts until they agree to pay. And some people don't learn until they've spent thousands of dollars that the deals don't cover many types of repairs, according to regulators.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital

This is why I NEVER use the fridge at work! It always stinks!



2 hrs 30 mins ago
SAN JOSE, Calif. – An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill.
Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on Tuesday after the fumes led someone to call 911. A hazmat team was called in.
What crews found was an unplugged refrigerator crammed with moldy food.
Authorities say an enterprising office worker had decided to clean it out, placing the food in a conference room while using two cleaning chemicals to scrub down the mess.
The mixture of old lunches and disinfectant caused 28 people to need treatment for vomiting and nausea.
Authorities say the worker who cleaned the fridge didn't need treatment — she can't smell because of allergies.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Mothers Day

Went to mom and dads to partake in the Sunday breakfast of Homemade biscuits and gravy. I also had mom's mothers day gift in my car. It was a small bicycle to put in her garden. If you go to her blog, she has posted a photo of it along side of the plants daddy gave her.
It is back to work for me today. I am looking forward to vacation in July. I am still planning on visiting my brother and his lovely wife in Virginia and meeting my new nephew as well. I get to play Auntie! WOO HOO! Perhaps I should consider making this an annual thing, going to visit them. Hmmm. I'll have to think on that for a bit.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Couple found dead in Llano County

Might be time for me to have a loaded gun in my house too, hmm?



01:40 AM CDT on Sunday, May 10, 2009
KVUE
Police in Llano County and the Texas Rangers are investigating the death of a man and a woman after their bodies are found in the front yard of their home.

Deputies say they found the bodies in front of a travel trailer along Rural Road 1431.

Both had apparent gunshot wounds.

A baby girl was found inside the trailer.

She is fine and is in the custody of CPS.

An autopsy will be performed by the Travis County Medical Examiner.

Friday, May 8, 2009

NH boy finds $8,160 stuffed in charred backpack

There BETTER be a reward coming to this HONEST kid!


Fri May 8, 2:49 am ET
ALTON, N.H. – A 10-year-old boy picking up litter in New Hampshire found a charred backpack stuffed with more than $8,000 in cash.
Arie Johnston of Dover was helping his grandmother with her town's annual roadside cleanup when he spotted the backpack Saturday. He told Foster's Daily Democrat his first thought was that a person had been killed for the money.
Arie's grandmother called the Alton town clerk, who identified the bag's owner based on the passports and other documents found with the money. The owner was a woman who had lived across the street until a fire damaged her apartment last year.
Police say the woman has since moved to Maine and has asked that her belongings be given to her sister who lives in Alton. Arie's grandmother says a reward may be coming.

fun yard sign

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tough' toddler found alive after 2 days in woods

Poor kid!

By JIM SALTER, Associated Press Writer – Thu May 7, 6:55 am ET
ARCADIA, Mo. – Thirsty, dirty and tired after spending two days and nights barely clothed in the wet, chilly woods of Mark Twain National Forest, 3-year-old Joshua Childers was ready to go home.
The boy was lying on the ground of a hollow near a creek bottom Wednesday afternoon when a volunteer searcher spied his bare bottom.
"Hey, bud!" called out Donnie Halpin, a 57-year-old construction worker from nearby Fredericktown, who wasn't sure whether the grimy figure was even alive.
But Joshua sat right up and grinned at his rescuer.
"You ready to go home?" Halpin asked.
"Yeah," said Joshua.
The boy was wet and only wearing a T-shirt and one tennis shoe. Halpin called 911, then wrapped the child in his shirt, scooped him up and carried him about a half-mile to a house.
"He hung on to me pretty tight," said Halpin, who didn't have any water for the child but gave him some candy. "Outside of a few scratches, he was in really good shape."
Joshua had slipped out of his family's mobile home near Arcadia in rural southeast Missouri around 11:30 a.m. Monday, while his father slept and his mother talked on the phone.
Terry Schulte, the boy's grandmother, told KSDK-TV that Joshua told her he was on his way to visit her. She lives about five miles from his home, and he was found covered in ticks about a half-mile away. Somewhere along the way he lost his pull-up diaper and one of his sneakers, which searchers found near a pond Monday.
Halpin discovered Joshua around 4 p.m. Wednesday while walking along an all-terrain vehicle trail about three miles from the boy's home, after first spotting some stray dogs sniffing at something.
"I'm going to put him up for the Grizzy Adams Award, send him bear-hunting with a stick," his overjoyed father, Adam Childers, told reporters, marveling at his son's survival skills.
"It's undescribable how grateful we are," Childers said. "I mean, you doubt if God's actually with you for awhile, and then something like this happens, and you know he's there."
Madison County Sheriff David Lewis said searchers had been growing increasingly pessimistic about their chances of finding Joshua alive. He figured three days was about the limit for the boy's survival in the wild without food and water.
"It's a miracle," Lewis said. "I'm so happy, you can't believe it."
Hundreds of volunteers from as far away as St. Louis, 100 miles to the northeast, came to help in the search. So did professional search and rescue crews from dozens of agencies. The Missouri State Highway Patrol brought in planes. The state Water Patrol brought in divers and sonar. Dozens of dogs, horses, ATVs and even donkeys scattered in the miles around the tiny home that sits along the wild, rocky terrain of the Mark Twain National Forest.
The area is home to bears, mountain lions and snakes. Heavy rain Tuesday night and Wednesday morning swelled creeks in the area.
"I don't know how he did it," Adam Childers said. "I don't know grown men that could do it. But all I can say is he's a tough little bugger."
Doctors have told him that his son is a little dehydrated but otherwise fine, Childers said. The child was evaluated and listed in fair condition, first at Iron County Hospital and later at Jefferson Regional Medical Center in Crystal City, where he was transferred because it has a larger pediatric unit.
The boy has been asking for milk and hot dogs since his rescue, Childers said.

53 pounds of packed cocaine found on Texas beach

snake heads and cocaine... hmmm

Wed May 6, 9:01 pm ET
SABINE PASS, Texas – Beachcombers found more than seashells while strolling on a Texas beach: two dozen neatly wrapped packages of cocaine. Jefferson County Sheriff's Lt. Troy Tucker said drug smugglers have been known to use freighters and the cocaine may have been kicked overboard to avoid detection.
The sheriff's department was working with federal agencies Wednesday to try to determine the source of the 53 pounds of cocaine, worth about $500,000.
KFDM-TV reported the cocaine was found Tuesday west of Sea Rim State Park, in the Sabine (suh-BEEN') Pass area.
It was found by people looking for debris, such as metal, that washes ashore. Their names weren't released.

Snake head in food rattles diner at NY restaurant

A little extra protein never hurt any one, hmm?


CLIFTON PARK, N.Y. – A diner at a T.G.I. Friday's in upstate New York says he got a little something extra with his broccoli — a severed snake head.
Jack Pendleton says he was at the restaurant in Clifton Park on Sunday when he spotted something gray mixed in with his vegetables. He realized it was a snake head the size of his thumb, with part of the spine still attached.
Pendleton says he snapped a photo with his cell phone camera and called the waiter over. He says he has no plans to sue.
A spokeswoman for the Carrollton, Texas, chain says it's investigating. It wasn't immediately known what kind of snake it was.
Pendleton and his girlfriend weren't charged for their meals.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Deer


I took this photo last year on the way to work. I sent it in to the local newspaper, and it was published! I won that months photo contest in the nature category.

painted bunting



Mom said R didn't think he had seen a painted bunting before, so I found the best photo I had to post here. Isn't he beautiful?