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surgery scheduled

went to austin monday to see a surgeon about removing my gall bladder. Surgery is scheduled for tuesday, sept 22 at 1pm. I just have to survive until then. 

Saturday morning, sept 20, I had to call mom and dad to take me to the ER. I felt like I was dying! The pain was so intense, I vomited until I felt my shoes would come up next! I am eager to get this thing taken care of. Wish me luck!

high fructose corn syrup......

See what happens when you consume too much high fructose corn syrup? You turn squirrely!

Look! Cousin Fred made the papers!!!

Hunter accidentally shoots self in head

Doctors upgrade condition from serious to good

BERTRAM, Texas (KXAN) - A Bertram man who accidentally shot himself in the head while hunting has now moved from serious to good condition. The Burnet County Sheriff’s Office said Fred  Farr, 27, tripped with his gun in hand last Thursday.

The accident happened while Farr and his friends were dove hunting near his home along County Road 272. His wife called 911 just after 7 p.m., and Farr went by helicopter shortly after to Brackenridge Medical Center in Austin.

Farr’s initial injuries were serious, but a hospital spokesperson said doctors have since upgraded him to good condition.

***Personal Update*** Daddy said Fred is HOME!! WOW!  Fred will be going to the doctor on Monday, but he is home. Bonehead! LOL

Speaking of doctors, I have an appointment with a surgeon Monday  to see about geting my gall bladder out. It sure is causing me a lot of trouble.  Maybe I'll ask for some lipo and a tummy tuck while I am out. :-) 

poor kitty!

Bear climbs ladder to escape Colorado skate park

SNOWMASS, Colo. – A bear that wandered into a sunken skateboard park and got stuck was rescued when officials lowered a ladder so it could climb out.

The bear was discovered Tuesday morning in the Colorado resort town of Snowmass. Officials say it apparently was in the park all night, and couldn't get out because of the steep concrete sides.

Workers from the Parks and Recreation Department lowered a long ladder. The bear eventually climbed the ladder and wandered away.

No injuries were reported to people or the bear.

Bear sightings have been common this summer in the Colorado mountains. Authorities are pressing residents not to leave out food or trash that attract bears.

Most bears are trapped and relocated after encounters with humans. More aggressive bears are shot.

obama joke

The Lie Clock ~ 
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. 
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' 
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. 
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 
'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?' 
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 
'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man. 
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'